Brendan Is Sleepy

The Kitty Kat

2009-07-15T17:32:00.002-04:00

This is one of our favorites. We wish we thought of it sooner. I believe it started with the unibrow. After that it was just a natural progression down the nose and the kitty kat was born. I'm positive I wrote "ROAD HEAD YUP!!!" on his head, and am also sure I don't remember why. One of those stream of consciousness things I guess. Don't question my art.

Have We No Shame?

2009-07-15T17:20:00.000-04:00

This was a somewhat memorable day. We were feeling devious and Brendan was feeling sleepy. The strange thing about this night is that he's in full on winter regalia. He never even got a chance to take his coat off before passing out. He'd been out that night, not with us. He decided to "stop by" and apparently had no clue how bored we were until he showed up and immediately passed out on the couch. Poor kid.

Because of his positioning and massive amounts of layers we had to get creative. Not that a retarded looking penis ejaculating a goatee onto ones face has ever been considered creative. I also don't know what the word is on his head. I'm sure it's terrible.

The duct tape comes out and we start getting fancy with a coke can balancing act. He looks like he's in there pretty good.

Now we're just showing off.

Tim wants in the shot and we go wide to show the full body. If anyone thinks this is cruel, gimme a break. He's got a pillow.

Happy Birthday Brendan

2009-07-15T09:04:00.000-04:00

Brendan's birthday is a very special occasion for him. He usually wants to do something fun and makes sure everyone knows well in advance just how many things he'd like to do. The day before his birthday however doesn't hold the same amount of enthusiasm for him. Maybe he'd treat it like any ordinary night and come over to our place, get drunk and pass out on the couch. Fortunately for him, at the stroke of midnight, we remembered his birthday and just how important it is to him.

Apparently he's very comfortable with his hands down his pants

A closeup of the perpetrator's handy work

Could this be the man responsible? Not likely. That's not my handwriting.

The One That Started It All

2009-07-02T12:13:00.001-04:00

This is the picture that inspired everything. This was 10 years ago. Sometime in the summer of '99. Brendan got drunk and fell asleep in usual chilaxed position. Matt was bored so he put some bottles on him. When we realized he wasn't waking up things got more interesting. We taped his legs together with scotch tape. Taped bottle caps to his toes and then Matt designed him a nice mask which reads "BRENDAN IS SLEEPY", complete with a smily face cause he's surely happy under there. He didn't wake up until the morning. I know this cause I was sleeping on the floor and heard him struggling to get out of his bonds. He did, but even after this he still hasn't learned what not to do whilst drinking with his friends.

Entry ere-ere-ere-ere ONE!

2009-05-14T12:24:00.000-04:00

These are just some images of Brendan (dingle) Collins. He has the uncanny ability to fall asleep on couches and chairs no matter what's going on around him. It's usually when people are drunk and have the courage to do the things you're about to see in these pictures. More to follow.

I call this the Rugby series. This was one of the last times brendan got any writing on him. He ended up sleeping the whole night on our couch like this and when he woke up there's a slight chance that his favorite (only) rugby shirt was ruined.

This might have been the first time we wrote on Brendans belly. Why not?

We wanted Brendan to know exactly who did this to him. Props to Tim for fitting his entire christian name on there....9 SYLLABLES!!!

This is the Valentines day series. This happened after the usual debaucherous party at the tip...yet Dingle was still the only person to pass out and we let him know how we felt about that by writing on him, taping him to the couch and giving in the finger.

As you can see, Ryan had nothing to do with this. And he didn't...honest. The phone is duct taped to the head by the way.

Dan and Tim show Brendan how they really feel.

Now they're just showing off

Well, now so am I

All I know is that it must have taken him a few minutes to at least get off the couch with his feet taped together like that

This isn't the most creative entry in the bunch but I imagine there was an important Red Sox game on that Brendan just couldn't make it through.

He always seems to pass out in a way that if you weren't looking at him you'd think he was just chilling out watching TV.

In hindsight it probably should have read "GO SOX" but clearly this was the work of an amateur, probably Matt.