The Kitty Kat

This is one of our favorites. We wish we thought of it sooner. I believe it started with the unibrow. After that it was just a natural progression down the nose and the kitty kat was born. I'm positive I wrote "ROAD HEAD YUP!!!" on his head, and am also sure I don't remember why. One of those stream of consciousness things I guess. Don't question my art.

Have We No Shame?

This was a somewhat memorable day. We were feeling devious and Brendan was feeling sleepy. The strange thing about this night is that he's in full on winter regalia. He never even got a chance to take his coat off before passing out. He'd been out that night, not with us. He decided to "stop by" and apparently had no clue how bored we were until he showed up and immediately passed out on the couch. Poor kid.

Because of his positioning and massive amounts of layers we had to get creative. Not that a retarded looking penis ejaculating a goatee onto ones face has ever been considered creative. I also don't know what the word is on his head. I'm sure it's terrible.

The duct tape comes out and we start getting fancy with a coke can balancing act. He looks like he's in there pretty good.

Now we're just showing off.

Tim wants in the shot and we go wide to show the full body. If anyone thinks this is cruel, gimme a break. He's got a pillow.

Happy Birthday Brendan

Brendan's birthday is a very special occasion for him. He usually wants to do something fun and makes sure everyone knows well in advance just how many things he'd like to do. The day before his birthday however doesn't hold the same amount of enthusiasm for him. Maybe he'd treat it like any ordinary night and come over to our place, get drunk and pass out on the couch. Fortunately for him, at the stroke of midnight, we remembered his birthday and just how important it is to him.

Apparently he's very comfortable with his hands down his pants

A closeup of the perpetrator's handy work

Could this be the man responsible? Not likely. That's not my handwriting.

The One That Started It All

This is the picture that inspired everything. This was 10 years ago. Sometime in the summer of '99. Brendan got drunk and fell asleep in usual chilaxed position. Matt was bored so he put some bottles on him. When we realized he wasn't waking up things got more interesting. We taped his legs together with scotch tape. Taped bottle caps to his toes and then Matt designed him a nice mask which reads "BRENDAN IS SLEEPY", complete with a smily face cause he's surely happy under there. He didn't wake up until the morning. I know this cause I was sleeping on the floor and heard him struggling to get out of his bonds. He did, but even after this he still hasn't learned what not to do whilst drinking with his friends.